Mythran dictator, Gilgaros swats and murders Build Island administrator, Hellriu over a game of bedwars; police finds his mutilated corpse buried in New Jersey McDonald’s

It’s a cold night (just kidding you fucking moron its burning as always) in Indonesia, AlmostAGoner (or hellriu i dont fucking know lmao) challenged Zachary (or GILGAROS) to a game of Minecraft Bedwars 4v4 on Hypixel.

AlmostAGoner had Blaulotz, Eoin and kidneys on his team. Gilgaros had kowlonski, jaxsonpuppupcrazy and a random alt account because gil was very sure he was going to win. You all probably know what happened next, gil’s team got absolutely decimated.

2 of their players allegedly walked off the map 50 times and tried to destroy their own bed, the game ended within 2 minutes and Gilgaros was so angry he allegedly shit his pants and swatted Goner.

Goner had a heart attack causing him to be hospitalized for a week, then GILGAROS broke into the hospital and stabbed AlmostAGoner 59 times, then he reportedly ripped his arm, fried it and ate it.

Mugshot of 78 year old Zachary “Gilgaros” Bullethead

Look at that disgusting smug on his face.

After the murder, Zachary hid the lifeless corpse (wtf do you expect from a corpse?? ofc it was lifeless) in a McDonald’s play area, parents were horrified to find the corpse of a bleeding corpse and police were called, they immediately traced it back to Gilgaros and arrested him.

After his arrest, a moron named Jaxsonpuppupcrazy attempted to break Zachary out of prison but got arrested and Zachary somehow managed to escape himself and fled to Columbia where he was finally murdered by Columbian terrorists that TAF totally didn't fund.

Jaxson’s mugshot

whiny little shit

Here are some statements from the victims’ friends and family.

This is a sad day, I just lost one of my minimum wage slaves

- goner's employer

Eh, I don’t care. I was cheating on him with 7 other dudes anyways.

- goner's girlfriend

I was only using him for money lmfao

- goner's bestfriend

Who is he again?

- goner's mother

Goner's dad ran over one of our journalists with a truck so we couldn't get a statement from him.

I’m just goner’s alt account. Wait a second how the fuck am I speaking?

- kidneys

An outstanding 0 people attended his funeral.

Here are some statements from people who play Arizona.

rip arizona

- random columbian terrorist

i'm a selfish little piece of shit who doesn't care about anyones wellbeing other than my own but I send my condolences to Arizona.

- random bystander

In loving memory of Hellriu. Press F to pay respect. _{actually, try it}

Oh and also, Blaulotz was also strangled by Gilgaros but he wasn’t charged for that because nobody gives a shit about Blaulotz 😂